Interview time

I can’t stress the importance of being ready for any interview, it’s all about impressions, in the UK today we have things called clocks, use them, or use your phones, they are the things you look at 3695 a day!!!! They have a time facility

1.    Get up at a reasonable time to prepare for the day/interview, have a shower, they are the things that drop water onto your head, the soap should be there somewhere!

2.    Clean hair and facial hair are so important, bed head is not a good look, that goes for female, male, transgender, transsexual, two-spirited and inter-sex.

3.    Teeth, those things in your mouth, give them a good brushing with toothpaste on a brush, radical but it works!

4.    Clothes were not asking for Armani, but dirty track suits around your bum, what can I say! No thanks!!

Try and sit up and look slightly interested, those males amongst us who love scratching their nether regions, don’t! oh, and we are never your bruv, guv or mate. If your bored how do you think we feel interviewing morons that don’t want to be there and smell like last week’s washing? If your sent from the job centre but can’t be arsed, don’t show up stay in bed and fester like the remainder of the great unwashed we seem to breed in the UK today.

Let’s explore the SIA license, it is no entitlement to a job, it means you MAY of passed an exam and applied for a license which you now hold, big deal, it doesn’t mean you are intelligent observant or even have the background knowledgeable to undergo the work of a professional Security Officer, far from it!

Those amongst you that want to work in our Great Industry, Security, call us, we have jobs available all over London: 020 7987 9396